Clip its wings? That would stop it from flying in your face, at least--but then there's the talons and the beak to deal with. And you'd have to be able to wrangle it to clip the wings in the first place, during which it might cut your throat...
No, you're right, I suppose birds are frightening. But that would be good defense for a farm, wouldn't it? No one would want to trespass. What if your chickens murdered them?
[She taps her mug against his, with another laugh.]
Forget being a simple farmer. You can make a fortune selling them off to banns and lords to defend their lands. The Fighting Chicken will be the mabari of the new Age, when it comes. Maybe they'll even name the Age after them, if you're successful enough. Towers, Blessed, Dragon... Chicken...
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Date: 2022-04-19 05:21 pm (UTC)No, you're right, I suppose birds are frightening. But that would be good defense for a farm, wouldn't it? No one would want to trespass. What if your chickens murdered them?
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Date: 2022-04-19 06:35 pm (UTC)I like how you think. [He raises his mug.] The Fighting Chickens of Crestwood. They'll be the stuff of legends.
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Date: 2022-04-20 12:27 am (UTC)Forget being a simple farmer. You can make a fortune selling them off to banns and lords to defend their lands. The Fighting Chicken will be the mabari of the new Age, when it comes. Maybe they'll even name the Age after them, if you're successful enough. Towers, Blessed, Dragon... Chicken...